This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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