I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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