I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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