Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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