Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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