Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
