You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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