TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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