Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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