Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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