Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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