I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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