You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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