"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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