whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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