she looked like the before picture.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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