Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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