butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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