Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize