god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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