yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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