You're a womanizer and a bitch.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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