We're facebook friends in real life
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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