it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize