Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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