MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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