Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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