the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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