I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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