Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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