Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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