But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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