hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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