Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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