I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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