actually, I'm a sock model
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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