so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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