You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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