let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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