I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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