farters have to be the big spoon...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
ok first of all what the fuck
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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