Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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