How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Boobs are out for the taking
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
