I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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