we have officially lost it.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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