i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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