If i come over, it means nothing
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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