she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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