that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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