Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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