You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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