We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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