i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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